My Life on Martel Ave…
EXT. Martel Ave – 10:00am
Stephon Fuller, African-American,
thin…ish, 40’s, wearing spectacles that are designed to make him look…smart.
I’m driving a spotless, white, 2012 Acura
TSX towards the end of my street on my way to a 10:15am commercial audition.
Before getting to the end of the street I spotted an elderly woman with a cane
who looks as though she is attempting to cross the street.
In these situations I like to come to a
complete stop so that the pedestrian, especially an elderly person, feels safe
and is able to cross the street safely.
I stop the car, but the woman stands in
place without attempting to cross the street. I flash my high beams. She still
stands in place without moving. So I motion with my hand indicating that it’s
safe to cross.
She then looks directly at me and points.
Me, not sure what to do, slowly creep forward towards her.
To self. “Uh no, maybe she was waiting
for a ride from a friend and she thinks it’s me.” It’s not me. I gotta get to
this audition.
I lower my passenger window.
STEPHON: Hi, how are you?
ELDERLY WOMAN: I’m waiting. You take me
Bank of America. On Sunset. I pay you.
I’m thinking “what??” Well, how bad could
it be Sunset is right behind me.
STEPHON: Umm…on Sunset?
ELDERLY WOMAN: You take me. I pay you.
STEPHON: …okay.
I unlock the passenger door, clear the
seat of personal items and she eagerly gets in my car. Did I say she eagerly
got in my car? She brought the cane with her too.
What the heck just happened? I have no
idea…
She had to be 80 years-old…at least. But
80 is the new 53.
I made sure she was buckled in, turned
right, off of Martel and onto Fountain, and took the first right onto Vista
because, after all, Sunset is right there…
(At this point I did something that might
be illegal…I recorded our conversation.)
ELDERLY WOMAN: I am nervous.
STEPHON: You’re nervous?
ELDERLY WOMAN: Yes.
STEPHON: Why?
ELDERLY WOMAN: Where are you from?
STEPHON: Virginia originally.
ELDERLY WOMAN: Birginia?
STEPHON: Where are you from?
ELDERLY WOMAN: Armenia.
STEPHON: Okay.
ELDERLY WOMAN: Long time here?
STEPHON: 15 years.
ELDERLY WOMAN: Oh, 20 me.
STEPHON: 20 years! You beat me!
ELDERLY WOMAN: Huh? You know me?
STEPHON: No, I don’t know you.
ELDERLY WOMAN: 20 years, but I can’t
drive now. My eyes…close. I have car, but I can’t 3 years no.
STEPHON: Oh.
ELDERLY WOMAN: Glaucoma.
STEPHON: Glaucoma, yes, I understand.
PAUSE
(CON'T) STEPHON: You have family in this
area?
ELDERLY WOMAN: Yes, my son don’t like it.
He lives in New York.
STEPHON: Oh okay.
ELDERLY WOMAN: He live in New York. He
don’t like California.
STEPHON: Okay.
ELDERLY WOMAN: I pay the registration for
my car. $150. DMV. DMV tell me if you don’t drive, you don’t pay.
STEPHON: Right.
ELDERLY WOMAN: But last year I pay $200.
I don’t know.
STEPHON: I think it’s planned
non-operation (PNO).
ELDERLY WOMAN: But I don’t put my car
outside. Only garage.
STEPHON: Do you plan to sell the car?
ELDERLY WOMAN: huh?
STEPHON: Are you selling it?
ELDERLY WOMAN: Yes I sell it. Toyota
Camry. I drive almost 13,000 miles. 2007.
STEPHON: ‘97?
ELDERLY WOMAN: No, 2007.
STEPHON: 2007!?
ELDERLY WOMAN: Nobody, nobody ever sit in
backseat.
STEPHON: Ever?
ELDERLY WOMAN: Never. Only I drive.
STEPHON: Wow.
ELDERLY WOMAN: One time I’m driving and
my eye {GASP} and my eye goes like this.
STEPHON: You can’t see?
ELDERLY WOMAN: {Gestures} I can’t see, my
eye goes like these. What is this, what is this? And I stop. I can’t drive. I
call my friend. I go to doctor.
She then looks at me and closes one eye.
(CON’T) ELDERLY WOMAN: I can’t see you.
Opens eye.
(CON’T) I can only see you 50%.
(CON’T) ELDERLY WOMAN: My son is crazy.
I’m sorry. 24 thousand cash give. Why? Lease? You did lease? Know how they give
I don’t know.
I couldn’t really understand what she was
getting at here.
LONG PAUSE
At this point I’m really wondering where
I am taking this woman. I have an audition to get to…and I'm headed in the
opposite. Completely opposite.
(CON’T) ELDERLY WOMAN: Your car is new?
STEPHON: Uh, 2012.
ELDERLY WOMAN: Only 1 Year.
STEPHON: Yeah, I bought it used.
ELDERLY WOMAN: You pay money or a lease?
STEPHON: Pay money.
ELDERLY WOMAN: Like me, no good.
STEPHON: Wow, 2007?
ELDERLY WOMAN: Toyota Camry, it’s good.
STEPHON: Only 13,000 miles.
ELDERLY WOMAN: 13,000
STEPHON: Beautiful car.
ELDERLY WOMAN: I don’t go for rebate.
Nothing. If you want to see I give my telephone number you come see.
STEPHON: …Okay. If I know anybody who is
looking.
ELDERLY WOMAN: Uh huh.
STEPHON: How much do you charge?
ELDERLY WOMAN: $15,000.
Crossing La Brea on Sunset.
(CON’T) ELDERLY WOMAN: You have family
here?
STEPHON: No, no family here.
ELDERLY WOMAN: In Virginia?
STEPHON: Yes, in Virginia and one sister
in Alabama.
ELDERLY WOMAN: My brother in the Paris. I
like Paris.
STEPHON: Okay.
ELDERLY WOMAN: You been there?
STEPHON: Not yet. One day.
ELDERLY WOMAN: You go; you are young.
Very good.
In front of ArcLight on Sunset. She hears
loud startling noise from a nearby truck.
(CON’T) ELDERLY WOMAN: What. Ooh. …Are
you working?
STEPHON: Yes, I work at a restaurant and
I’m an actor.
ELDERLY WOMAN: Whoa actor, good.
STEPHON: Yeah.
ELDERLY WOMAN: Yeah. Interesting huh?
Restaurant?
STEPHON: It’s called ……..
ELDERLY WOMAN: I go in my country Doctor,
MD.
STEPHON: Doctor? Okay, wow.
ELDERLY WOMAN: I didn’t pass the license
here because I don’t speak English. Try two times for the exam. Didn’t pass.
Language is difficult for me.
STEPHON: Oh.
ELDERLY WOMAN: In my country, I go, I can
open my office.
STEPHON: Right away.
ELDERLY WOMAN: Yes.
STEPHON: Well, your English has come a
long way.
ELDERLY WOMAN: My English is no good.
STEPHON: I understand you perfectly.
ELDERLY WOMAN: Because you understand. I
only own a dictionary and TV. I never go to school here.
STEPHON: I see.
ELDERLY WOMAN: You speak one language?
STEPHON: (laughs) yeah, only one…a little
bit -
ELDERLY WOMAN: Is good. I speak Armenian.
I speak Russian. Little English; not too much English, Turkish.
STEPHON: Armenia, very close to Turkey.
ELDERLY WOMAN: My neighbor is Turkish, I
learn. She speak, I learn too. It’s easy language.
STEPHON: Turkish is easy?
ELDERLY WOMAN: Very easy.
STEPHON: Armenian is easy?
ELDERLY WOMAN: Armenian is difficult.
STEPHON: Do you know how to write them
too?
ELDERLY WOMAN: Everything. Armenia write
and read. Russian write and read. My country I go 12 years for the school, high
school, 10 years for MD.
STEPHON: Okay.
ELDERLY WOMAN: 24 years, all of my life.
LONG PAUSE
(CON’T) ELDERLY WOMAN: Your work is this
way?
STEPHON: (laughs) No.
ELDERLY WOMAN: (laughs) No. My God, I’m
later for you.
STEPHON: It’s…uh…okay. I feel it’s the
right thing to do.
Long Pause
ELDERLY WOMAN: how much you pay money for
the rent?
STEPHON: Uh, almost $x,xxx.xx
ELDERLY WOMAN: (GASP) Oh My God! Alone?
STEPHON: Alone, yes.
ELDERLY WOMAN: You work and –
She starts to give directions
STEPHON: I’m going to Vermont? Oh that’s
Western.
ELDERLY WOMAN: Vermont, left, then two
blocks Bank of America.
PAUSE
(CON’T) ELDERLY WOMAN: $x,xxx.xx…me? 4
people $1,100. For you, difficult.
STEPHON: Yeah, by myself.
ELDERLY WOMAN: You give energy, you give
gas, give rent, telephone, you give insurance, you give…nothing left.
STEPHON: Nothing left.
ELDERLY WOMAN: Everything give, give.
LONG PAUSE
(CON’T) ELDERLY WOMAN: My cousin has
restaurant too, but he sell restaurant.
STEPHON: Restaurant in Los Angeles?
ELDERLY WOMAN: Yes, Santa Monica. He sell
because not too much come in money. Right now it’s difficult. Everything is
expensive.
STEPHON: Yes.
At this point there is a woman in the
middle of the street, trying to cross moving traffic with no crosswalk. Of
course I stop.
STEPHON: (to self) Slow down, slow down.
ELDERLY WOMAN: This is crazy!
STEPHON: (laughs) re: woman in street: Uh
huh.
ELDERLY WOMAN: Yeah, look, don’t afraid.
STEPHON: No crosswalk.
ELDERLY WOMAN: What is your name?
STEPHON: Stephon.
ELDERLY WOMAN: (Excited) Armenian name!
Many Armenian name Stephon! Yes! It’s a…holy name. Stephon yeah. My name is
Madia.
STEPHON: Madia. Nice to meet you Madia!
ELDERLY WOMAN: Me too!
PAUSE
(CON’T) ELDERLY WOMAN: Stephon.
Stephonous!
STEPHON: (Laughs)
ELDERLY WOMAN: Yeah, holy. Too many
Armenian men.
STEPHON: Do you always go to this
particular Bank -
ELDERLY WOMAN: You go to Vermont, make
left.
LONG PAUSE.
ELDERLY WOMAN: Vermont is coming, another
one is Vermont.
PAUSE
ELDERLY WOMAN: 20 years ago, not too much
cars. Now, too much cars come people. (Re: traffic) What is this?
PAUSE
(CON’T) ELDERLY WOMAN: You pay the
insurance? How much?
STEPHON: $xxx
ELDERLY WOMAN: $xxx Because is new.
STEPHON: Yeah.
ELDERLY WOMAN: After 2 years is going
down.
We pull into the Bank of America parking
lot…
STEPHON: You were waiting for someone to
pick you up.
ELDERLY WOMAN: No, nobody don’t come
because I maybe I have somebody…my credit card…they crazy. My number won’t
take…check…
PAUSE
(CON’T) ELDERLY WOMAN: Okay, thank you
very much.
STEPHON: Okay.
ELDERLY WOMAN: Now I pay you.
STEPHON: No, no you don’t pay me. Can I
get a photo.
ELDERLY WOMAN: Me? No. Take my number.
xxx-xxx-xxxx. You call. You sell my car, I’m happy.
STEPHON: $15,000? Toyota?
ELDERLY WOMAN: $15,000, Toyota Camry.
STEPHON: 2007
ELDERLY WOMAN: 2007
STEPHON: What color?
ELDERLY WOMAN: Silver. This color.
STEPHON: Silver. Okay
ELDERLY WOMAN: Thank you Stephon.
STEPHON: You’re welcome!
ELDERLY WOMAN: I wait your call.
STEPHON: okay.
ELDERLY WOMAN: Thank you, have a nice
day. Now you can go to work. Maybe 1 hour…
STEPHON: Bye-bye.
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So that’s how my morning started
yesterday. I have no idea why she was going to that particular B of A, because
I passed about 127,000 other B of A locations along the way.
I arrived at my commercial appointment 45
minutes late and had a great audition!
This
happened yesterday and guess who I saw today while driving on my street? Yup.
Did I stop? Nope. I was really in a hurry this time and had to keep it moving.
Audition: “Nike” @ Ross Lacy Casting. Fun, low-key acting was the order of
the day for this one and I think I nailed it.
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