Audition: "The Greener Grass" @ Rachel Tenner Casting. I was happy with how this one went. I did it a few different times and ways and had more fun each time.
My Life on the Sunset Strip…
Sir: Oh My God! (while hugging me) Hi! It's (_____ from the ______). We barely made it. We need to get a few drinks before it's too late.
Server: (Blank stare) I'm sorry. We're finished serving for the evening; last call for alcohol was a half an hour ago.
Sir: Nooo! Are you serious? Me and my friends are going to grab a table and you can…(wink/wink).
Server: Cool. I'll bring menus to you all in just a moment.
THEY GRAB A TABLE. WELL, THEY SIT AT A TABLE. I BRING THEM MENUS.
CUT TO: 6 Minutes later.
Sir: Do you hate us? I'm sorry we're late. We just want to get a bottle of Chardonnay...we'll pay you double for it.
Server: I don't hate you.
Sir: Cool. We just want to order a few things and don't forget the bottle of Chardonnay...we'll pay you double for it.
Server: I don't want to lead you on, but I want you to know that I will not be serving you any alcohol.
Her: Okay. Hey y'all leave him alone he's just following the law.
Server: Thank you.
THEY ARE FINISHED EATING AND I'M DROPPING THE CHECK.
Sir: Hey, are you getting off soon?
Server: Uh...no. Not really. A couple of hours from now.
Sir: Can we have a ride home?
Server: Um…You're funny.
Her: Don't put him on the spot.
Sir: No seriously, I come here all the time from North Carolina. I like your face. If you give us a ride home I'll make it worth your time. I promise.
Server: I'm going to run your card and have front desk call you a cab.
Sir: We'll wait for you.
Server: Trust me, I'm not worth it…