WHAT!!!! I’m up again at 6am for my Vicodin fix or is Motrin? Yeah, it’s Motrin. Thankfully, the bleeding has slowed down a lot, but the swelling is out of control. I look like an adult blowfish and get this; it’s spreading to my left eye! Yup, I’m developing a black-eye. Maybe I’ll put some steak on it like they do in the cartoons. I gotta tell ya, I’m loving it! I don’t know; it’s just interesting.

This is my med schedule:

12 midnight: Motrin
1am: Amoxicillin
3am: Vicodin
6am: Motrin
9am: Vicodin and Amoxicillin
12 noon: Motrin
3pm: Vicodin
5pm: Amoxicillin
6pm: Motrin
9pm: Vicodin

Plus some crazy mouth rinse, twice a day, which taste like $3 a gallon unleaded fuel. I should put that in my fuel tank and call it a day. I set alarms for all of these and have yet to miss one. I don’t want any trouble with the healing process. The stitches don’t come out for another 10 days.

I think I figured out what I look like. It’s not a blowfish; it’s a car. I look like a freakin’ car! What kind of car? A Chrysler 300. Ya know, one them sh*ts with the big ass grill in the front. Yeah, I got a big ass grill right now! To the casual observer I may not look like a car, but I “feel” like I look like a car.

I gotta really think about this. As it stands now, I don’t have any appointments tomorrow Monday. Who knows, that could change, my agent could get a call for an African-American male, late 20’s early 30’s, that resembles an American-made car with a big ass grill. Don’t laugh, it could happen. Would I cancel another audition tomorrow if I had one? I totally didn’t think about swelling up like this. It’s been 48 hours it should start getting back to normal soon.