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DECEMBER 10th '04*This is hilarious.......or scary. Remember that "lovely young actress" that slapped the sh*t out of me a couple of days ago. Well, after getting comments about the situation from a couple of people I decided that I really needed to speak with her about it. She needs to know that she can't do that to anyone else. Therefore, I called her and it went a bit like this.
INT. Honda Accord Coupe.
Stephon sits in his car on a tree-lined street. He dials his cell phone.
Lovely young actress who will remain nameless (LYAWWRN)
LYAWWRN
Hello.
STEPHON
Hey LYAWWRN. It's Stephon, how are you?
LYAWWRN
I'm okay.
STEPHON
Good. I wanted to talk to you about the scene we did on Saturday.
LYAWWRN
What about it Steven?
STEPHON
Ahh.....when you slapped me.
LYAWWRN
Steven don't make a big deal about that-
STEPHON
It's Stephon. My name is Stephon.
LYAWWRN
Steven! As an actor you have to know that anything can happen in a scene!
STEPHON
No! I don't expect that someone is going to slap me the way you did.
LYAWWRN
I can't believe this--don't call me again!-(hangs up phone again).
STEPHON
Oh sh*t, she just hung up on me.
CONTINUOUS-2 minutes later.
SFX: Cell phone rings.
STEPHON
Hello.
LYAWWRN
Steven you're a pu**y and you'll never make it in this business.
STEPHON
You've got to be kidding.
LYAWWRN
You can't going around--
STEPHON
Did you just call me a pu**y?
LYAWWRN
Yes. You're a pu**y. (she hangs up again)
Stephon sits. This time completely, completely stunned.
STEPHON
She just called me a pu**y. WHAT? (Laughs) This chick is completely out of her fu*#ing mind.
I swear to you that's how the "conversation" went. She called me a pu**y. I can't believe that. It's makes no sense at all. Because she slapped me and I didn't like it I won't make it in this business? Well "that" makes a lot of sense. What a stupid thing to say. I guess now that she has said that I won't make it I should give up. Yeah.....crazy lady.
To be honest, this particular actress has intrigued me for some time. Intrigued in sense of she's really interesting to watch. I don't mean so much as an actress; although she is a fine actress, but more as a person. She's just like........I don't know. You never know what she's going to do next or who she going to offend. I would love to be a fly on the wall in "her world" for a week to see where she gets her sense of entitlement at the expense of others. I figured, either it's not the first time she has slapped someone like that or maybe she has been slapped herself like that.
I went to a dental specialist today for a second consultation. It was not pleasant. Not painful, just that I need a bit of work done.I was released from being on avail for the "Degree" commercial from a couple of weeks. No problem, I had released my self in my mind a long time ago. I was surprised to even get the call.
Screening: "Sideways". I enjoyed this film a lot more than I thought I would. It was really cool.
For some reason today was not a good day. In fact, it was the worst day I've had in a long, long time. I knew it when I woke up this morning. That doesn't happen to me that often. Ironically, it's has nothing to do with the dentist appointment or being released from the commercial.........or being called a pu**y for that matter. I think I'm just really, really tired and ready to go home for the holidays. It's been a great year, in a lot of ways, but I am ready for it to be over. I'll keep working until I leave though, I can sleep on the plane.
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